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Someone has to be the functional adult (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Instructions unclear, how do I restore my mental system32?

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Contact machine elf technical support on the timewave-zero hotline

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I might have been more inclined to recommend this before learning that the teams of Psychonauts who've been trying to map the DMT realm have described the Machine Elves as being sort of like adults reacting to a toddler that wanders into a University symposium on quantum physics - sort of inherently bemused by the intrusion, but also less than helpful (mocking) in accommodating the newcomer's understanding of the undertakings or general nature of the situation.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh just like talking to actual tech support then

[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"How can I live my life in such as way as to ascend to a higher level of consciousness when my mortal shell dies? What wisdom can you impart?"

DMT Elves: "Hey kid, look at this."

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're on Lemmy - why are you even asking? The question is, having gained root access with drugs, do you reinstall with Mint, Arch, Nix, or The Unmentionable?

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Unmentionable?

Bēt! Sāmek! Dālet!

All hail Daemon!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

You shall not overcome my Arch Wizard!