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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Put him in a straight jacket and keep him in solitary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's on a ship, they'll lock him in the brig.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's a cruise ship. Put him in the cadaver closet.