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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 84 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.

Plants on the other hand are more kinky.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

You got me interested, you gotta share more.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away ... and make anything in between breathe it.

But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You should absolutely teach science classes

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Well, jizz wouldn't be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

If female cannabis plants don't get the jizz they crave, their flowers get all plump and sticky as they cry out "plz pollinate me, daddy"

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Great...now I will never ever blow a dandelion nor touch a touch-me-not again.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Harder!
I mean, yes, you don't have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Yellow Pines are the Peter North of trees.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

It occurs to me to ask, is this why you're evil?