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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I'm either going to be british, or french. I can't quite tell. There's too many guns to tell where the official border is.

Either way, I'm good with this.

......wait, am I going to have to learn metric? OH HELL NO!!!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you end up Br*tish, you'll have to find out what 'stones' weigh and report back to the non-insane part of the world.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Using pounds to infinity, but not stones, is like measuring everything in grams only.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many stones can you pound into a ton?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

One if it's big enough?

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everywhere except the place where they measure things in stones

Stone isn't that hard to convert to pounds. It's like a fortnight, but for weight.

Still use pounds though.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

....why'd you censor "British"?

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Because they conquered the world for spice yet refuse to season their food

[–] superkret@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago

There’s too many guns to tell where the official border is.

I’m good with this.

Bruh...

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 1 year ago

If you become British, at least the size of your pint will increase by about ⅕.