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[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Didn't realize you can get high on nuclear materials. Tf is the DEA doin?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The article says they were purchasing these items in exchange for shipments of heroin and methamphetamine.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

ENTRAPMENT! ENTRAPMENT! /s

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The idea that there's an amount of heroin that can be used to purchase weapons grade nuclear materials concerns me even though I know it's just a high value illegal commodity.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No shit. This sounds like the DEA overstepping its bounds.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You don't think Americans have business meddling between two completely separate sovereign countries? What are you some sort traitor?

/s

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Drugs were supposed to be payment for the nuclear material, which is why it makes sense.

[–] ScoopMcPoops@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But none of this had to do with America?

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

The article says the drugs were being sent to the US.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Department Energie Atomic.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

It's because people have been getting high on Power.