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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

that's a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rust dev confirmed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

^(i'm^ ^gonna^ ^do^ ^something^ ^evil)^

Sounds like you'd really like Nix.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

that's... oddly specific....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lookup Unix socks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That’s when a process binds to a port right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago