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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Accessible healthcare and freedom from gun crime is SUCH a burden. Dodged the bullet there; proverbially, of course, as bullets are more an American thing.

[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Y'all shit the bed on Brexit though. Imagine if the US let Texas leave

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But at least I'm not required to drink tea.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah just because you lot can't make tea. I get it, it's hard, it's boiling water on leaves, it's like two whole steps.

[–] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Lol you got me. The first step of opium wars in China is just so hard for me.

[–] Renacles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Dirk_Darkly@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I agree. Getting stabbed by a gang of children is definitely better.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

For every case, it's easier to flee X number of kids with knives vs X number of kids with guns.

The "oh knives aren't safe either so toss the entire argument" has always been a bit of a sad joke.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

The US also has a higher rate of stabbings per capita than the UK though.