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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 436 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Columbine kicked off an epidemic of school shootings because of the attention it got. Some people need a focus for their misery and I am not ashamed to say that I would rather see heartless corporate executives fear for their safety instead of school children gunned down as they hide in a closet. Just putting that out there.

[–] Dohnuthut@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago

I am glad to know I'm not alone in this line of thinking!

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 84 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This convo is heavy sarcasm, no person should do something stupid based on shit read online.

But school shootings are bad thing to do though

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

we are not talking about school shootings.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Hey kids.

Don’t shoot a school.

Shoot a CEO instead.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I've got very few long term prospects, very little empathy for the undeserving wealthy, and a whole lot of spare time.

Ladies, look out 😎

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Well yeah, don't you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Luigi got attention for being arrested, the police are the ones alleging that he was the one who shot the CEO.

[–] Benjaben@lemmy.world 74 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It really would be a strange kind of uniquely American poetry if our school shooting problem inverted itself into a megacorp CEO shooting solution.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

shit, i would say school shootings are endemic now.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca -5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Only in America. Where there's guns, there's accidental death.

I say ban the guns so the vigilantes need to use cricket bats. Sell the surveillance tapes for PPV.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 2 years ago

Hey, those tapes are community property. Stop trying to commercialize justice.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org -3 points 2 years ago

Take it else where to do this circle jerk.

Stay on topic please. Brian was a prasite. Nothing to do with us fire arm laws.

[–] DrunkEngineer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Workplace shootings are nothing new. Where do you think the term Going Postal comes from?

[–] CurlyChopz@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn I thought it was the hit game POSTAL 2

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Watch the Postal movie for a real wtf humor/horror experience. I enjoyed it, but it's a sensitivity PR nightmare.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I really hope Jo Miran is an alias.

Maybe of the Buckee's beaver?

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

In this regard, all the media attention might be a good thing. I haven't seen this much coverage since that runaway bride horse shit 15 years ago.