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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 84 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hello lonely young men with something to prove, have you seen how much positive attention Luigi got

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

well im lonely but i dont want to goto jail.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is if the collective can set Luigi free then you might be okay with the deal?

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no ill miss my computer too much but it is tempting.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You can't miss your computer if you die guns blazing or drive off a cliff

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

depends what situation id get myself into. I'm fond of being alive currently.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

In Heaven all those ads promising a "Free Alienware" if you just fill out a survey are actually true.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Just avoid eating inside restaurants for awhile.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This convo is heavy sarcasm, no person should do something stupid based on shit read online.

But school shootings are bad thing to do though

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

we are not talking about school shootings.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hey kids.

Don’t shoot a school.

Shoot a CEO instead.

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I've got very few long term prospects, very little empathy for the undeserving wealthy, and a whole lot of spare time.

Ladies, look out 😎

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Well yeah, don't you remember game theory talking about how big his cock is?

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Luigi got attention for being arrested, the police are the ones alleging that he was the one who shot the CEO.