Dad Jokes

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Cube/ cuboid whatever (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I wish I was winning round cheeses! TFW too hetero a man to seduce a farmer and get treated like this:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I like how the URL cuts off the sentence. That’s an even better brand new sentence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

She does look somewhat fascinated in the picture. Confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is she pointing at the cheese in the second pic? Is this the new red circle?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's important for the sense of scale

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Are fingers the new bananas?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

mee to bro:(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this a question?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

*queso-tion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

He tells her, she needs to gain weight.