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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 120 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I know a girl named Paige that married a man with the last name Page.

We call her Page 2. It’s also fun when they disagree and I ask if they can get on the same page.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have a friend named Blair who married a man with the last name Blair. We call her "Blair Squared" and she hates it.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

At that point I’d just go full legal mononym like Cher and Teller.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Johnson-Johnson if you're nasty.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a couple with the same name (one masculine one feminine version). Their names can both be shortened to "little bear". I will never stop calling them collectively "Haribo"

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A buddy of mine dated a girl in high school that had the feminine version of his name and they had the same last name (no relation, but we gave him shit anyway).

I'm sad we gave him so much shit because that was the coolest person he dated over the next two decades. He agrees that she should have been his first wife and he should have hyphenated his last name.

[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Rosstopher and Rosstophina.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I had a job in data management where I came across someone whose name is Wandaholmes Holmes.

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

My parents know a lady names Kelly who married a man with the last name Kelley. Kelly Kelley.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Paige Davis married Patrick Page but did not take his last name.