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Bill Clinton to teach about Monogamy at University of Arkansas
Donald Trump to teach ethics
Floyd Mayweather to teach literature
RFK Jr and Kid Rock will be hosting AA and Narcotics Annon meetings.
Elon will be teaching economics.
Steven and Katie Miller start teaching compassion and empathy classes
Pete Hegseth will teach leadership classes (haha this one is probably already real)
Kash Patel will teach a course in standing up to authoritarian figures who you admire to an alarmingly sychophantic degree
Alex Jones becomes a professor in unbiased critical thinking
Hegseth will teach axe throwing and skateboarding.
Why do you hate drummers?
Eat my axe!
Steven Seagal to teach martial arts
I mean he was teaching Aikido the way they commonly do, it may smell like bullshido but it's still a recognized martial art AFAIK, he just looks ridiculous doing it for the last 20 years because of how lazy, sloppy, and out of shape everything about him is.
A better Steven Seagal example would be: Steven Seagal successfully being a badass in front of beloved old championship judo instructor (and then pooping himself)
But a better overall example is Jake Paul becoming a true WBA boxer, in Anthony Joshua's weight class.
Jesus, I don't think I've ever seen this picture, just read descriptions of it. Looking at it now, it's like one of his eyes is looking in fear and the other eye is confusedly looking for the source of that ringing sound.
I also heard that he got his jaw broken. Looking at that defensive stance, head position, and open mouth, I'm gonna guess this picture is .5 seconds before mouth go crack?
Yeah Anthony Joshua fucked him up really good, really gave him what he deserved, and the Paul brothers did not handle this beating or the viral memes that came from it very well, huge bonus.
A legitimate study would be hilarious. Slap fight techniques, avoiding stairs, waddling fatly around corners, flinch shooting, the importance of mid plot stripper breaks, etc.