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Why is my company's cybersecurity training limited to simulated phishing emails and online courses?
Maybe next year's cybersecurity budget should include some for hot-looking models (of every gender).
Penetration testing just got another meaning
And additional threat layers.
And those added layers actually have the benifit of making boundary traversal more difficult.
Training failed successfully.
IT security here. We tried, the CFO keeps denying our requests.
c-suite doesn't take those trainings. typically they will get all sorts of exceptions from IT too, because they are in charge.
Only the peon workers get secured/locked down IT stuff.
also hot babes are not going to bonk you for your company secrets unless you're in executive management.
or at least have access to some spicy shit in your job.
Yeah if someone is more attracted to you for you being an engineer instead of less you need to watch out
I have to wonder though, do those types even know how to get access to source code or data? Seems like the grunts would have better access to that. Or maybe they are googling “what is git clone”, “how to run sql query”?
Doesn't matter if they know how to, what matters is they have access. The person that uses their access to steal stuff certainly will know how to do it.
Figure out beforehand it's happening an play the wildest game of gay chicken the world has ever known.