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reminds me of the classic 90s joke "who is this General Failure and why is he reading my drive?"
I'm not even in the army, much less a squad leader. Who exactly is this Private Parts of mine that you want to see?
I assume you heard about that from Gen. Consensus. Don't mind him, that ol' fossil's always acting like he speaks for everyone.
Colonel Oftruth is often at odds with him though
The last time they got into it, Cpl Punishment had to get involved.
He was out sick, Major Pain took over for him.