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major data breach (media.piefed.social)

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[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I assume you heard about that from Gen. Consensus. Don't mind him, that ol' fossil's always acting like he speaks for everyone.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Colonel Oftruth is often at odds with him though

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The last time they got into it, Cpl Punishment had to get involved.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

He was out sick, Major Pain took over for him.

[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 minutes ago

Thankfully, Cpl. Punishment's still in solitary. 😶