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[โ€“] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think we can be pretty sure that he was no T-Rex though. I've never seen someone try, but I'm confident that you can't crucify them with their short arms.

You really had me going at first. But then you dropped the truth bomb in that last sentence.

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

maybe Jesus mk 1 was a t-rex (not Korean, like Best Jesus) and didn't have the upper body strength to protect His flock from meteors