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Narrows it down a bit, I guess 🤷🏻 (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] simbico@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Raptor Jesus

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think we can be pretty sure that he was no T-Rex though. I've never seen someone try, but I'm confident that you can't crucify them with their short arms.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

maybe Jesus mk 1 was a t-rex (not Korean, like Best Jesus) and didn't have the upper body strength to protect His flock from meteors

[–] TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

You really had me going at first. But then you dropped the truth bomb in that last sentence.