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[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

So is this implying that ICE is OK with same sex dating, or that there are no female ICE agents?

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

they might need to follow fbi's lead on relaxing hiring standards. then they can just keep it 'in house'

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh, no, they both have very different ideas of what to do to a dog.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kash knows exactly what to do with dogs, right down to each breed.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

"Dog breeds? I sure hope it does" -Kash, on all fours

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does it need to be one or the other?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

he prefers to study animal carcasses, and children who had measles.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

you mean keep it in the dog house. also farm animals too.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, you gotta suck eachother's. At least that's what I would do in a situation like that. Or any other situation too. It feels great. So do it.