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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

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Remove if inappropriate. I'm not member of any other fitting community. 🫣

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[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I'm not well enough versed in the ways of textiles and such. But if the silk conducts current, maybe I could create some sort of signal carrying wires? And if they exceed CAT8 speeds, I'll trademark them.