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I'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️ (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

submitted 3 days ago by akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] NerdsGonnaNerd@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could collect the spider silk and weave a cape. Golden Spider Silk Cape

[–] akunohana@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

I'm not well enough versed in the ways of textiles and such. But if the silk conducts current, maybe I could create some sort of signal carrying wires? And if they exceed CAT8 speeds, I'll trademark them.