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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 103 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)
[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Chuck Norris is also dead. He died March 19th of this year.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those Nokias aren't dead, they were just abandoned by the infrastructure. Pop in a new battery and you'll be playing snake in no time.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

Mine’s still charged.

I kid.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he became a looney right maga before he died, pretty much good riddance.

I feel like most of them were already there to begin with. I'm not sure about his case but when you dig down into it so many of them claim that they've been hiding all their lives.

You know to escape the woke mob that doesn't like their racism or whatever.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Damn it, you fixed it just before I could lol.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And Chuch Norris’ “political” views were always shit.

He was a MAGA piece of shit

Don't cower

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is Bieber a has been? Didn't he just headline at Coachella?

[–] Zorcron@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago

It’s fascinating really. He went directly from a wanna-be to a has-been, directly bypassing the state of “being”. Scientific studies have been conducted on the phenomenon, but it is still a mystery as to how this happened.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know what 'headline' or 'Coachella' means so that's a yes. Unless headline as in newspaper and Coachella as in a line of sex toys... which wouldn't change the answer to the question.

[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's pretty wild you know the brand of sex toys but don't know the most famous music festival in the world.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

America != The world

[–] BeerStainedBunny@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like Justin Bieber deserves better than this for what he had to go through

[–] mangobanana@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

I agree, look at the sexual harassment alone. It's pretty sickening how full grown ass adults were treating him like some sexual object. He was what 14 or 15? So gross

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What did he have to go through?

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's the dude version of Brittney male sexual abuse just looks a little different and isn't recognized as readily or taken as seriously, which is saying something because abusing young female pop stars is super common and happens constantly and is also not taken super seriously.

[–] dillekant@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

2026:

  • beans
  • moth
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't specifically remember lays bags being empty a big joke in 2012, but I wouldn't be surprised. I do remember the rest of these.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lays bags having more air than chips is older than the internet.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

I'm not saying they didn't have more air than chips then, I'm saying as a specific Internet meme it felt more like a 2017 thing.

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I haven't heard someone mention 9GAG in forever. Someone without context today might think it was a porn site.