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Don’t forget scrolling while driving.
Dude I see this way too often. I say there's a 50% chance I look over and someone is on their phone
Tbf, there's a 50% chance I'm in gridlock traffic.
Everyone could be scrolling their phones on the train or the bus, but that's for poors and city slickers.
I need to be jerking off to OnlyFans from the driver's seat of a Ford F-Over9000
One of my coworkers was laughing the other day about how he's always on tik tok while he's driving.
He didn't get the reaction he was looking for, because I was just like "what the fuck is wrong with you!?!"
I was driving with another coworker the next shift and despite having his airpod in one ear he was in the passenger seat scrolling through tik tok with his phone on speaker. Every 5 seconds it was a new audio clip. After about 2 minutes I was starting to contemplate driving into the side of a bridge and ending it all.
Listening to someone scrolling TikTok reels on their phone with the speaker on is a unique form of psychological torture
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no no no no no.
In that super high pitched modulated voice. Id rather be water boarded.