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Anon hates tiktok (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude I see this way too often. I say there's a 50% chance I look over and someone is on their phone

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tbf, there's a 50% chance I'm in gridlock traffic.

Everyone could be scrolling their phones on the train or the bus, but that's for poors and city slickers.

I need to be jerking off to OnlyFans from the driver's seat of a Ford F-Over9000