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[โ€“] horsesaysweird@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I never really understood the appeal of arranging severed plant genitals. Sure, it looks nice. But boobs also look nice, and I don't cut them off and put them in a pretty bowl on my living room table.

[โ€“] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You make a good point, but maybe no one had thought of severed boobs as decoration yet. AI will think of it for us, soon. What are the real dollar value of peasant boobs anyway-- I hear people arent generally worth very much if you do the math. And the rich + AI are doing the math.