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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

florist

This sounds nice. Working with something green and alive. Arborist too.

[–] horsesaysweird@feddit.org 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I never really understood the appeal of arranging severed plant genitals. Sure, it looks nice. But boobs also look nice, and I don't cut them off and put them in a pretty bowl on my living room table.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago* (last edited 5 minutes ago)

You make a good point, but maybe no one had thought of severed boobs as decoration yet. AI will think of it for us, soon. What are the real dollar value of peasant boobs anyway-- I hear people arent generally worth very much if you do the math. And the rich + AI are doing the math.

[–] RamenDame@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Granny worked as a florist, not her own shop though. She had incredible strong hands.

As a pupil I did a work experience day in the shop. It was really chilly (Germany usually has not Air Con), we consistently had to clean the floor in the back room to not slip on the leaves, it was tiny in there and we were four people. I got to wash a fake flower decor and rearrange it for a doctors office. That was nice.

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

She had incredible strong hands.

Maybe you should be a writer. Well placed, evocative, Hemminginway-esque sentence. You're in the wrong neighborhood.