Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 6 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A palm tree!

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Palm trees aren’t really trees. Theyre closer to grass

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then why are they called palm trees and not palm grass?

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Strawberries aren’t berries. blue berries aren’t blue. Mantis shrimp aren’t mantis or shrimp. We are just bad at naming things I guess.