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The guy ahead of me is taking forever to decide what he wants, and he's also facing the wrong direction. Oh shit that's the cashier and I've been staring at him in silence for 20 minutes
I was doing my taxes one night on April 15th and while looking for my W2s I found a bag of weed that I had misplaced weeks before. I hadn't smoked since I had lost it so I naturally toked up and completed my tax form (thank god for the 1040-EZ form). Then I drove to a post office that was open until midnight and had a drive-thru lane to accommodate us tax procrastinators. Then I drove through the drive-thru lane twice, each time giving the dude collecting envelopes a "what the fuck are you looking at?" scowl before realizing too late that he had a legitimate reason for looking at me. I managed to hand him my return on the third trip through the line and he just laughed.
That is problematic for several reasons. I hope you have gotten help since then.
If you are so high you did that, you shouldn’t be driving