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[โ€“] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

all i get is therapists, marketing, and finance.

i've never met a biologist.

[โ€“] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Clearly the AI thinks you need therapy, financial advice and lectures on how to sell yourself better. Interestingly, I feel like it might be up to something... I know I wouldn't say no to that :)

But then, I'd rather hump an anthill than date a finance person, so maybe not.