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Fuck this administration
The entire e administration as well as ice should be put into camps after this is said and done.
I prefer high security jail, and trials to make Nuremberg blush.
Have we not wasted enough resources on them? Put them to good use and bury them. Let's focus on rebuilding.
No socialism for fascists. They like the death penalty so much, I say 'oblige them', in no sweeter terms.
We really did not execute enough at Nuremberg. I agree that prison would be a waste with such crimes.
They keep unironically saying it's "open season" of Dems and liberals, so I say let's flip it the fuck around.
I have bad news for how the Nuremberg trials generally wound up.
Agreed. We gotta do better this time.
Idk man, I'm more inclined to enslave them until they pay off their debt.
What is it, now? 5k per American person? Seems like a life in slavery is proper reparations.
Edit: and that's only discussing what they owe Americans.
Honestly. Send them all to antarctica.
Put them all on a spacex starship (for maximum irony) and fly it into the sun. Livestream the entire months-long journey to the sun so we can watch them slowly go insane and turn against each other. 70% odds they don't even make it all the way to the sun😭
I've long advocated for a reality tv show where we send the richest assholes in society into a 1 way rocket trip to the sun.
That'll drive the flerfs wild!