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[–] axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 203 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The entire e administration as well as ice should be put into camps after this is said and done.

[–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 51 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I prefer high security jail, and trials to make Nuremberg blush.

[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Have we not wasted enough resources on them? Put them to good use and bury them. Let's focus on rebuilding.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No socialism for fascists. They like the death penalty so much, I say 'oblige them', in no sweeter terms.

[–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 17 points 3 days ago

We really did not execute enough at Nuremberg. I agree that prison would be a waste with such crimes.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

They keep unironically saying it's "open season" of Dems and liberals, so I say let's flip it the fuck around.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have bad news for how the Nuremberg trials generally wound up.

Agreed. We gotta do better this time.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Idk man, I'm more inclined to enslave them until they pay off their debt.

What is it, now? 5k per American person? Seems like a life in slavery is proper reparations.

Edit: and that's only discussing what they owe Americans.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Honestly. Send them all to antarctica.

[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Put them all on a spacex starship (for maximum irony) and fly it into the sun. Livestream the entire months-long journey to the sun so we can watch them slowly go insane and turn against each other. 70% odds they don't even make it all the way to the sun😭

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

I've long advocated for a reality tv show where we send the richest assholes in society into a 1 way rocket trip to the sun.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

That'll drive the flerfs wild!