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ISPs' long nightmare of having to list all the fees they charge is finally over (arstechnica.com)

submitted 3 days ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Honestly. Send them all to antarctica.

[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Put them all on a spacex starship (for maximum irony) and fly it into the sun. Livestream the entire months-long journey to the sun so we can watch them slowly go insane and turn against each other. 70% odds they don't even make it all the way to the sun😭

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I've long advocated for a reality tv show where we send the richest assholes in society into a 1 way rocket trip to the sun.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

That'll drive the flerfs wild!