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[–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 51 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I prefer high security jail, and trials to make Nuremberg blush.

[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Have we not wasted enough resources on them? Put them to good use and bury them. Let's focus on rebuilding.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No socialism for fascists. They like the death penalty so much, I say 'oblige them', in no sweeter terms.

[–] iltoroargento@startrek.website 17 points 3 days ago

We really did not execute enough at Nuremberg. I agree that prison would be a waste with such crimes.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

They keep unironically saying it's "open season" of Dems and liberals, so I say let's flip it the fuck around.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have bad news for how the Nuremberg trials generally wound up.

Agreed. We gotta do better this time.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Idk man, I'm more inclined to enslave them until they pay off their debt.

What is it, now? 5k per American person? Seems like a life in slavery is proper reparations.

Edit: and that's only discussing what they owe Americans.