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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon is a rabbit (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, that's crazy, I said cost would be towards the bottom of my list. Because there are a lot more, better reasons.

And then I said "number 1 would probably be something like “I would never forgive myself for bringing another life into this shitty world unsolicited”."

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

So you can afford 2-3K a month or not?

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

"Having to clean the fork would be pretty far down the list of reasons why I don't want to stab myself with a fork"

"Oh, you enjoy doing the dishes?"

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Naw.

But even if I did, it wouldn't move the needle much, because cost would be toward the bottom of my list of reasons not to have kids.