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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Paintball markers.

Make Tippmann proud.

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I once contacted their support cause I sent my "marker" in for warranty, they're like oh yeah unfortunately your chunk of metal is um (probably in their museum) but nothing we can do for you except ship you our top of the line brand new model... Dang you guy's really screwed me.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Tippmann really are the GOATs of just like... the 'I like to go paintballing everyonce in a while' demographic.

Yeah, yeah, other people make fancier pantsier shit... T98 is the goddamn AK47 of markers.

Maybe one of the actual last examples of American manufacturing one could actually be proud of.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

They were definitely great when I sent them a used ProAm I had bought. Supposed to convert it over to a ProLight version, but I think they sent me a pretty much new marker, didn't recognize any "old" parts on it. Haven't played in years, but still have it stored away.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Lasers. You can get rather beefy ones that wreck havoc on any optical sensor.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anyone who needs to be reminded of the damage lasers can cause shouldn't be fucking around with lasers imo. Way too easy to hurt someone.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works -2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Idk, considering this is America and most peoples alternative would be a gun, lasers seem rather benign.

Just wear spectrum-matched eye protection, please.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world -5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Considering this is America and most people don't actually own guns, your comment seems rather online

[–] Gh0strunner@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

uh. i live in the bluest of states with the most centrist of liberal friends... and we all own guns. like. alot of them.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your anecdote is meaningless when 2/3 of the country doesn't own a gun. Turns out you can't extrapolate a data point like that

the most centrist of liberal friends

Personally not something I would be bragging about but you do you I guess

[–] chewypoops@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So your argument is that unless a majority of Americans own guns, you're not even allowed to correlate America with guns at all? What a dumb argument.

Nobody ever said that the majority of Americans own guns, they said that guns seemed like a more American solution than 1W+ lasers that could easily fry a camera from a distance.

Unless you have the numbers to suggest that more people have those kinds of lasers than the 100M+ people who have guns, then your point is meaningless.

At the end of the day this was an unserious suggestion to fire guns at utility poles made in jest towards a country with constitutionally enshrined gun rights and an unhealthy gun culture. Why be this uselessly pedantic about gun ownership statistics that nobody even mentioned or challenged?

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

They literally said "most people" in their first comment but thanks for the essay

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago

You think in duality. You think in labels. Therefore you think ingroup/outgroup, and therefore you do not have developed the empathy skills to fully simulate "outgroup." You can't fully comprehend a person fundamentally different than you because of the möbiation of entanglement - which the Buddhists call defilement - ultimately creates dualistic dichotomy within the topological matrix of your mind, and therefore you will not notice the cognitive dissonance produced by that möbiation.

uh

Like, you can't comprehend that there's a person out there that doesn't think like you at all, in both good and bad ways. It's bizarre someone would even suggest these things to you. You scoffed at them, for you did not understand them with your underdeveloped empathy skill. Now go ahead and misinterpret what I just said so I can teach you further.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd be careful with that. Not sure how likely it is that the beam reflects and messes up ur eyes.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So there is a country with more guns than inhabitants, and they are afraid of a f-ing laser?

[–] iLStrix@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would argue strong lasers are more dangerous than guns on average.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Depends on the definition of "strong".

If you mean "a laser that melts down the Flock camera into a steaming puddle", then I'd agree. But if you mean "a laser that kills a CCD chip", then no.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What a good way to damage your or other peoples' eyesight

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago

Only if you don't know how to use them. They are safer than guns.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean yes, true, but:

More dangerous

More expensive

Easier to track who purchased/likely owns one

More complex to use.

... if you get caught marking up a camera with paintballs... or frying it with a laser...

Which person do you think is looking at more potential fines and jail time?

Whats less expensive and easier to dismantle and throw away or otherwise dispose of?

A fairly decently powered laser?

Or a Tippmann 98?