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[โ€“] xthexder@l.sw0.com 42 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The guy is also standing right next to the computer terminal where you can search for books, and starts telling you everything they think they know about the book you're looking up, whether you asked or not.

[โ€“] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He also broke the terminal a bit, making everything just a little bit slower and the results a little less useful. Cause he's definitely better than that thing.

[โ€“] from_D4rkness@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

He is also seeking out every author and spamming them with millions of pages of useless and flawed edits and suggestions, slowing down their ability to create the books you want to read.

[โ€“] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago

Don't forget he also managed to raise prices for all your loved tech-stuf. Just because he hates you deeply but also needs your moneyz.