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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But it's the funniest language IMO, you can do frigging anything with it.

Which is why it causes problems of course.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I need to find the nut meme about programming languages again

Edit: Well this meme at least gets the gist of it

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ooh been there done that, but with opengl, lol memories...

[–] logi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ooh been there done that, but with assembly language and direct register and video memory access, lol ancient memories...

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Aah!

Remember direct mode/protected mode? Mode 13? That 64k color buffer, aah memories :-)

[–] logi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yup. All of that. And the modes got even weirder too.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah there were loafs of them!

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You get a matrix, and you get a matrix. Everything gets a matrix. That's my main memory from OpenGL.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Worldmatrix, objectmatrix, movematrix, ... !

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's been a while. Is worldmatrix the same as viewmatrix? Or is that a whole other matrix?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

View matrix has the perspective 1/v thing in it IIRC, the world euh, yeah it was a long time ago...