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Comic Strips

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  1. πŸ˜‡ Be Nice!

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  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

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    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. πŸ“½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
    • Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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    • Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
    • When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
      βœ… Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
      ❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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      SΓ­, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
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Banned Artists

The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

Web Accessibility

Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.

When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)

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[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new commandβ€―I give you:
Love one another

[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they're something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?

[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don't want to be a messiah anymore

https://thebad.website/comic/gospel_of_love

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[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 58 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Just a note, Jesus wasn't actually purple even though he is depicted here as such.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 hours ago

Then explain all the portraits! /s

Grimace from McDonalds dressed as Jesus.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

actually, many scholars today believe jesus most likely was purple, as a result of the water in his body being transmuted into wine. this is why in modern catholic tradition, wine is used to represent the blood of christ.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (4 children)

Guy was a walking DUI, with a BAC of 100%.

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 minutes ago

this is why the bible contains no mention of jesus driving a car or reciting the alphabet backwards

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago

If his blood were wine it would have an abv of between 8-14 percent, although I believe wine was significantly diluted back then.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

At that point id argue it is an ABC

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I think with a BAC of 100% I would also be seeing god...

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 19 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Of course, canon Jesus reply would be "but we're brown ourselves though?"

[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I honestly don't know what colour of skin people of the levant would have at that time.

The canon version is people complaining about the Samaritans.

Maybe we are due an updated parable: The Good Transwoman