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Why do German cats live forever? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because even when they have no lives left they still have nein!

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Any time I listen to Rammstein’s song Du Hast, right before he shouts “Nein!” I like to shout questions like “How many lives does a cat have?” Or “What’s the square root of 81?”