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Damn. I'm 9 minutes too late to make the same comment.
Do it anyway. You only live once. I'll upvote it no matter how many times it's posted.
Good. Whoever owns a private jet can afford to participate in the funding of the city.
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How do we call them here anyway?
I believe they're called doots, as in updoots and downdoots
Upperlemmerdings and Downerlemmerdingos are the very serious technical terms.
You got upperlemmerdinged by me for such an informative post
short form, of course