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Need a AI update (discuss.online)
submitted 23 hours ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[โ€“] Brewchin@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A battery-powered electric knife (itself not a bad evolution of an existing technology) that provides the manufacturers with the options of remote bricking, subscription and forced obsolescence. The future suuuuucks.

[โ€“] Jakylla@jlai.lu 11 points 12 hours ago 
if(payment == false) {
    blade.sharpness = 0;
    handle.confort = -2;
    reflection.displayAdd();
} else if(updated == true) {
    blade.sharpness = 4;
    handle.confort = 3;
} else {
    blade.sharpness = 3;
    handle.confort = 2;
    speaker.playSound("needUpdate.mp3");
}