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why is software engineering so horny (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 5 months ago by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 94 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Master/slave

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Finger/poke

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fsck fsck

[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 5 points 5 months ago

Insert, upsert

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 5 months ago

I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago

That one is frowned upon by some cultures.