this post was submitted on 02 May 2026
346 points (97.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

39609 readers
3519 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] riskable@programming.dev 102 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I browse "All" most of the time and the Femcel Memes show up pretty regularly. It's not like this gif though. It's more like watching a super interesting science experiment.

"Ah, yes. I see. I see. How interesting!"

My scientific notes so far:

  • They crave cuddles. It's almost like a cuddle-based economy.
[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I just took an NFPA 70E electrical safety course, and the instructor was talking about how electricians love to cuddle.

I thought it was weird for a sec, then I remembered the last time I opened an electrical panel with someone else nearby. Then I remembered every other time I opened an electrical panel with other people nearby. Then I remembered all the times that I was all the other people nearby.

Then he showed us a video of an arc flash with 3 people inside the panel, and then there was nobody nearby.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 31 points 17 hours ago

Arc flashes are nature’s way of saying cuddle time is over.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Straight guys can't say it. Not because they don't crave them, they just can't say that they do without social sanction. Everyone else apparently gets a pass though.

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'll say it; I crave cuddles.

Cuddles while watching TV is one of the only things that'll pull me away from my computer.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz -2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Brave. Now say it on a de-anonymized platform and enjoy being a social pariah for the rest of your life.

[–] Fluke@feddit.uk 1 points 30 minutes ago

Pffft. Grow the fuck up, find your fucking balls and fucking own it.

It only plays that way if you let it.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 17 points 18 hours ago

I definitely crave them.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 28 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Another note is that they seem to all be autistic, with many of them exhibiting symptoms of severe depression. Most are also trans lesbians. Many seem to be cat/fox/puppygirls.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Depressed autistic transbians commiserating about loneliness

"Aw cute puppygirls!" head pats

Depessed autistic cis guys commiserating about loneliness

"Ew gross incels, yuck!" social stigma

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The difference being that the puppygirls aren't lashing out and demeaning others ... they're just bed rotting while watching yaoi

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago

Lots of lonely guys aren't lashing out and demeaning others either, but people don't notice them because they're not lashing out and demeaning others. They still get labeled as incels though, and if they find that hurtful then people will absolutely shred them for it anyway.

Also, they'll be shamed for bed rotting, and shamed for watching yuri. No matter what they do, they'll be shamed for it. So it's honestly not surprising when a number of them end up lashing out.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They'll be nice if you give them a pink monster and tell them they're a good girl.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 hours ago

I prefer white monster but yes

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

just wait till you see the cuddle parties in vrchat with full body tracking hehe

(I'm the one with piece signs)

though, unfortunately not with the folks from femcel memes... :(

^cough cough !VRChat@sh.itjust.works cough cough^