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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 96 points 1 day ago (5 children)

They crave cuddles.

Who among us cannot say the same?

Straight men lol, idk i just never want to cuddle, some foreplay of course, but like outside of sex i really dont get any positive feelings from cuddling, just something i do when my partner wants to for them

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I can! I'm disgusted by other people touching me. I'm more like those shy cats that hide under the furniture if you try to pet them, and only come hang out next to you if you leave them alone

(and yes it's 'tism)

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You can crave cuddles and be disgusted by other human beings at the same time.

It's called I have a person, and only that person may touch me. And the cat. The cat too.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Understandable, yes! I lack that too though, I just don't like to be touched nor touch others, and I do not desire it either. I do like to pet... or I guess more like poke and pat animals (though there's specific conditions for what type of fur I will tolerate touching), but that's about it. I can hug my dog but that's about the extend of it. I also have problems with my own limbs touching each other or my torso which causes more issues honestly. "Touch starved" is something I simply don't understand lmao

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Until you wrote "I also have problems with my own limbs", I thought your sensitivity could be due to the warmth of other human bodies which some people find hard to deal with, indeed. But if you also have a constant "pins and needles" feeling and cannot even stand your own touch, so to speak, you might want to look into your sodium levels. It changed things a very great deal for me. Well, that and seriously reducing my caffeine intake.

[–] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

Oh no it's not "pins and needles" it's just disgust, I have hypersensitivity to touch in general and touching humans is basically just the worst of it for some reason. A bit like you'd step on dog shit or touch something rotting etc. I get the shivers and all that, it's terrible. If I don't get the unpleasant touch to stop quick enough, eventually I go crazy and will struggle like a rabid animal, since it's so intolerable - I know because I've gotten to that point couple times by trying jeans on... I don't know why or how my own limbs can trigger this shit as well, it's just my stupid corpse being shitty I guess. I can't do breathing exercises or mindfulness stuff either, because becoming even more aware of my body makes it so much worse

[–] benderbeerman@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just took an NFPA 70E electrical safety course, and the instructor was talking about how electricians love to cuddle.

I thought it was weird for a sec, then I remembered the last time I opened an electrical panel with someone else nearby. Then I remembered every other time I opened an electrical panel with other people nearby. Then I remembered all the times that I was all the other people nearby.

Then he showed us a video of an arc flash with 3 people inside the panel, and then there was nobody nearby.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago

Arc flashes are nature’s way of saying cuddle time is over.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Straight guys can't say it. Not because they don't crave them, they just can't say that they do without social sanction. Everyone else apparently gets a pass though.

[–] ScytheDraven47@piefed.zip 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'll say it; I crave cuddles.

Cuddles while watching TV is one of the only things that'll pull me away from my computer.

I definitely crave them.