Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 1 day ago by Elilol@fedinsfw.app to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Unemployed!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one.

It’s a… it’s a… um, late for dinner? 🫣

[–] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 4 points 1 day ago

sHITTY BOOMERANG!

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing, because boomerangs aren't alive, and therefore can't hear you when you say something to them.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You have made a powerful enemy today...

[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

You get it.