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[–] cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 1 week ago (5 children)

if you nut in space will it push you backwards

[–] sigezayaq@startrek.website 1 points 6 days ago

The same happens on earth

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And since penises are usually not that close to the body's centre of mass it would also impart some rotation, unless the astrowanker has very good aim.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes. That’s so you can catch it in your mount on the way around.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think they let them masturbate while riding horses in space

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wtf horse? Where the hell did that come from? This is deffo gonna fuck up the math.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Aw beans. Ya got me.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gravity 2 starring William Dafoe

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Directed by Quentin Tarantino, full title - Gravity 2: The feat of space travel, which definitely isn't a pun.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Gravity 2: a cold wank

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Depends which way you point.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Asking the big questions.