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You could've met them at the library and the result would've been the same if they asked you to shave. Doesn't matter how the sex was.
don't be too hard on them. they're so dumb they got horseshit on their open festering wound of a dick and can't understand why it's not anyone's fault but their own.
dude probably votes republican.
One never got near my dick, two don't anyone especially her. Third I fucking socialist, I am closer to be a communist then ever being a Republican. So fuck off asshole.
I mean, brother. Your story is confusing.
This is what I'm reading and please don't get mad at me
It's kinda confusing as to what happened to you my friend. Maybe try reexplaining it?
I then got told I had MARSA which I got from her, apparently she had it and now any pimple can get out of hand and I could get a bad infection and end back in the hospital. But the bite or whatever was not near where I shaved. And I did wash after but I use neosporin, not alcohol. But not sure that would of made a difference.