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My dad always said "let's rock and/or roll" for departure.
my version of this:
I yearn to say "In the pipe, five by five" but I don't have the right public for that quote :/
That's ... comms talk, right? 5×5 means max strength and clarity, I think. In the pipe, not so clear.
It's when you are being double penetrated by 2 guys with average sized penises.