Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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What's your Dad Score? (lemmy.world)

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Yes. Happy to make your acquaintance, I mean aquarium. I mean to say that if I was paid I would make you an aquarium if I could. I don't mean you into an aquarium, I mean I would purchase that parts to make an aquarium and then assemble them into one. I don't mean the aquarium would be just one part, there would be many. I mean just one aquarium, not many. That didn't take too long! I mean I'm still pooping. Well not by the time anyone reads this. I mean I could be pooping while you're reading, buy it would be a different poop batch for sure. Hold on. I mean bye.