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submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons...

i am dressed pretty slutty.

am... am i the whore?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

am… am i the whore?

Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

here eat 50 slices

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No wait, you're doing it backwards. Whores are the financially responsible ones, they accept money, not give it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

nothing could possibly go wrong eating 50 slices of lemon and then straight to bed how does that meme go