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submitted 22 hours ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 33 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

accidentally paying your friend to eat 50 lemon slices in a row.

five whole lemons.

i really wish she'd told me. the lemons on my lemon tree are sweet, not sour. why did she use her own lemons

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If she used sweet lemons, the whores would steal them

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

i have had exactly zero whores try to steal my lemons...

i am dressed pretty slutty.

am... am i the whore?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

am… am i the whore?

Yes however we all enjoy your lemons 😉

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

here eat 50 slices

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

No wait, you're doing it backwards. Whores are the financially responsible ones, they accept money, not give it.