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The last one requires you to pat the load three times or the magic doesn’t work.
Alternatively, you can pull back and snap the strap/cord.
No you snap the strap/cord, but it still requires two pats, though the pats can be subdued with palm resting on the object and only the fingers doing the patting while you slightly lean against the object to subtly prove your point.
Fuck, I only pat it twice.